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carol m

Member Since 21 Mar 2006
OFFLINE Last Active Oct 12 2014 11:32 PM

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In Topic: New tools ;)

12 October 2014 - 11:35 PM

My weird brain wants to mention your Sheraton, Sheraton....and your Les Paul, Paul. :helpsmili

In Topic: New tools ;)

12 October 2014 - 12:27 AM

Your next job (unpaid): test out your Les Paul, compare the sound to your Sheraton, and tell us what you think.

How's life down here?? Aye, even Och Aye....everything down here is what the kids here call 'sweet'. I see your lot decided to stick with the old lot (the Sassenachs). I have no views on the matter except, 'Lang may yr lums reek!'

In Topic: New tools ;)

11 October 2014 - 07:28 PM

Hey Paul, glad to see you again, but....what happened to your Sheraton.... Sheraton? :) - the guitar you said you would never sell??

In Topic: Another Malay slow rock cover

29 September 2014 - 08:05 PM

Nice one goose! I like how it takes off at around 2.50 but still sounds smooth. :yes:

In Topic: Our University song

03 September 2014 - 08:32 AM

Hi there old mate!
Glad you dropped by
Your post has inspired me
To give rhyming one more try...

I finally finished my tax today
It has taken me ages
It's a new software app
It has hundreds of pages
"Over one hundred thousand, sir?"
You've got to be joking!
But every new question
Requires prodding and poking
You must read what it says
Before saying 'No'
And where you say 'Yes'
There are new pages to go
Then you get near the end
And the software... it crashes!
You wonder where your life went
You see past life in flashes
You think, "$%^#@ this for a lark!
I'm off to bake chips"
They are good for the soul
(Although not good for the hips)
By then you're past caring
You just want to get it done
So you flash through the software
And you think you have won...
Then up pops a screen saying
"You still have this that's not done"
Then finally, yes finally, you get to the end
But by then you've gone crazy
And gone right round the bend....Aaah!

Yamaha's can be good
My first one turned into a pudding
Sound-wise that is,
Too much stretching and pulling (for the rhyme, sort of)
So I gave it away - yes I'm generous like that -
I tried to throw in (he he!) my old enemy, the cat
But the guy was too smart for me
Said, 'Free pudding guitar is one thing
But please don't give me that cat!'
And so she lives on
Despite my scheming and spells
What a shame they filled with bricks
All the old local wells.