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starsailor    20

I have the long hair, yes it is fair

But greyer than it used to be

I can't be an Actor, I don't like Max Factor

Myself in make up I don't see

Can't be like her, it would be too weird

I think she should be more like me

She'd look really strange, a sight to behold

Gwyneth Paltrow sporting a beard

Kenny your presence it's always felt

You're held in the highest esteem

The lyrics and tunes you let us peruse

Are a pleasure whenever we see them

So here's raising a glass, to a guy with real class

And to this site, the internets creme de la creme

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Aunt Doty    0

Creme de la creme rhymes with fourteen

Especially if your south in the mouth.

The number of our pages are outrageous

And they continue to flow and grow!

Starsailor I think ....has come up with a new kink

His rhyme this time occurs in the same line

I confess I'm trying to best, now three's the test!

Four would for shore be a real chore.......do you think?!

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carol m    64

Yay, the master's among us my dearest of friends!

I do hope that this, will become a new trend

But, poor Les is engaged with that gobbler of time

That ruthless, that ghastly, that dreaded Dead-Line.

We mustn't distract him from his worthy endeavor

As he strives for those songs, that bring us such pleasure.

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carol m    64

But Les, can you explain?

Please be a good mate

What is the meaning

Of that double 88

That appeared out of nowhere

Right out of the gate?

Perhaps its the number of hits you have sung?

Or maybe the number of oscars you've won?

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carol m    64

Kenny the Conquerer, how does that sound?

He's thrown off his hangups, he's oscar bound

He now sings with abandon, and a great deal of guts

As he sings to the world "You can all eat my Dust!"

Aunt Dot, you sure have a cute turn of phrase!

'South in the mouth' is a thought to amaze

It reminds me somewhat of the 'Mouth from the South'

Hmmm, I've got a bit stuck...What on earth rhymes with 'South?'

I've already used mouth......and so has Aunt Dot

I had better rephrase it and start a new plot....

Dot and plot - Hmmm, I use that a lot(!)...........

OK I'll admit it, that's all that I've got.

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Stop the press, Stop the press, the words yelled out at me

I shut it down, I looked around, whats going on I couldn't see

look over there, next to the chair, said the guy running down the line

hey there cuz, whats the buzz, a celebration he said but theres no wine

I was amazed, at how they gazed, at the screen of the old PC

phones were ringing, people singing, the place was such a mess

at least twenty deep, taking a peep, at the words written out by Les

I laughed out loud, at the crowd, awestruck by words of a Mod

but I could not hide, feelings deep inside, that indeed he is a God

Sure as my names Ken, when Les grabs a pen, good things are to come

I hope this time, at a humorous rhyme, doesn't make me sound too dumb

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carol m    64

Well said KC

I feel your joy

Now you rhyme with the great LC

So now, what's your next ploy?

KC you ask? Surely I jest?

Its for Ken the Conquerer

Please don't cry on your vest.

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Kenny the Conquerer, how does that sound?

kinda weird not like a man about town

He's thrown off his hangups, he's oscar bound

did you take some of those pills you found

He now sings with abandon, and a great deal of guts

the more I read this, the more I think your nuts :winkthumb:

As he sings to the world "You can all eat my Dust!"

as he sits in a straightjacket licking the bars rust

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carol m    64

I feel I must set at least one matter straight

Ken the Conquerer is a title so great

But you shouldn't confuse it

With KFC which is b$#@&t

And one that I'd never call 'mate'.

**Limerick violation Grade 3 :hammers: Possibly bad taste too? :escape:

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carol m    64

It wasn't the pills that I found

That did all that damage profound

Its the ones I should take but didn't

So now what should be, just isn't.

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KC are my initials thats true

would the letter F stand for flew

as in over that there koo koo's nest

rhyming with you all is the best

but sometimes my thoughts drift astray

and makes no sense in what I say

I'm that guitar that needs a tuner

longing to be called a Les junior

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carol m    64

OK, I suppose LJ will do at a pinch

But it won't be easy to rhyme

I personally think that KC's a synch

It would save us a great deal of time.

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carol m    64

Can I say (and this is just between friends)

That 'flew's not what first came to mind

I think maybe Freddy? of possibly Teddy?

I'm trying my best to be kind.

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carol m    64

I can see that above, my meaning's not clear

I was only trying to say

That 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'

Is no way to say (for one who's so dear)

The way we all feel, both far and near

My meaning may not have been clear (I did fear).

:winkthumb:

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Sorry Carol, but I don't read your replies

spend all my time watching the keys fly

never in my wildest dreams could you mislead

and to guarantee thats why I don't read

just a little joke I hope you'll agree

please just remember its me being me

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carol m    64

I'm not so sure now, what you are thinking

But there's one thing I know for sure

Ken you're the greatest (and always demure)

Unlike Chris who has problems, with hygene and stinking

With Decartes, refugees, no water or cess-pit

I sure hope that now, he has gone off (!) to fix it.

:)

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Alas dear Carol, my feelings are sinking

I have no clues on earth, what I am thinking

Freddy and Teddy thru me for a loop

but to ask for help, I would not stoop

I know deep in my heart, your here to have fun

and that alone in my book, makes you number one

But now about Chris, just let me say

don't let him fool you, with his devilish way

He lives in a castle, high up on the land

and his family is close, a quite loving clan

His water is imported, cess pit made of gold

Decartes with refugees, oh the stories to be told

he writes poems, like the best who do think

but I have no clues, if he really does stink

Its probably a rumor thats run amuck

but if its truely a problem, I wish him luck :eek:;)

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carol m    64

Oh, it was Freddy and Teddy

That led us astray

But try to stay steady

And hear what I say

The Freddy was right

And then Teddy just rhymed!

I just wasn't thinking

And gave you a fright

But as everyone knows

Who's seen Shakespeare Shows

"The rhyme's the thing

Wherein, (de dum)

To catch, the conscience, of the King!"

(or something) :dunno::escape:

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starsailor    20

There was an old man from the UK

Who smelt like a sewer they say

He took it quite well,

The suggestion of smell

For he hadn't showered that day

But the rumours weren't true

People didn't go phew

Whenever he walked their way

He daily used soap,

Cleaned between his toes

Used shampoos and conditioners

When finished he smelt

Like a fine English Rose

The most fragrant of all the Parishioners

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carol m    64

I'm so sorry dear Chris

In my need for more rhymes

I gave truth a miss -

In my quest for more lines.

I cast false assertions

At one who is skilled,

In casting nasturtiums -

I must therefore be killed

Does this mean, I now wonder

If you take up your part

That my life I'll go under

And I'll die for my art????

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carol m    64

I was looking at what I had posted before

In my quest to work out what I'd said

I wonder if Kenny ever eats out of doors

Maybe chicken with Kentucky Fried bread?

The place I referred to in that KFC line

Was about that food chain from Kentucky

Perhaps in the need to rhyme all the time

In our choices, we're sometimes unlucky

And the meaning is lost

But the sentiment's not

Our good will, will not come unstuck-y

--------------------------

(Change of rhythm required)

I must say, that it is quite tempting

To tell you, here we all are melting

Lovely sunshine all day long

We can’t stop bursting into song!

The English weather is too bad

There’s even a Syndrome, they call it SAD

I should know, I lived in Bucks -

That is how I know it sucks.

So Chris I'm glad you smell so fragrant

Life can't be easy with your English weather

What did you do with all your vagrants?

You must now be feeling, light as a feather.

To wash between the toes is bliss

It's something that I rarely miss

"Good job too", I hear you chorus

"Get out of here before you bore us!"

I see above I've gone all fancy

Two blocks of couplets and then a verse

(But will it impress our own dear Clancy?)

And now another...can it be? the end of the curse?

Couplets two, and then, do you see?

That middle one goes ab, ab!

And then one more, (I'm not quite free)

Aunt Dot! I've made it, now its three!

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Hey there Chris, we sure went amiss

rhyming of things untrue

Please keep in mind our age at this time

we're not as young as you

We do what it takes to avoid the shakes

to sound so witty and cool

but after the moment our words are just sent

we end up looking the fool

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