A major chord walks into a bar and starts drinking. He can't hold his booze so he drops his third drink. The bartender scowls. When he drops his 5th, the bartender cut him of due to diminished sobriety.
He did the same thing to another chord who was getting loud and talking sharply to the other patrons after his 5th drink. He cut him off because the chord was too augmentative.
You have to know your chords to get those jokes.
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