Thanks all for your advice, could not get back earlyer to reply as the bump on my head was so big that I could not get the guitar strap over it!!!
Have tried again to play "kiss me a lot" to her but she says... IT`S ME OR THE GUITAR, Iv`e had a good long think about it and now seing what an old bag she really is I think I might pack her bags and kick her out. She weigh`s in at 448 pound`s and was offered the leading part in King Kong but It was decided she was so ugly that the film would have to be rated XX and would not make it a family film so she lost the part. ( a big part ).
I know what your all going to say, but I love her... Please help, what can I do.
Any advice please.... Please note....I go camping a lot, If I get rid of her she will take her knickers so that means I shall have to buy myself a new tent... WHAT SHALL I DO ?????? HELP.
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