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Originally Posted by Misty2u

"The Psychiatric Hotline"
Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line until we trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No
one will answer.