Have to fire a youtube back to you. Listen to the words of this one. It's pretty funny. I listen to it often:
YouTube - Junior Brown - My Wife Thinks You're Dead
Yeah, Junior Brown is great!
I am in trouble Chris. I tried a Gretsch Brian Setzer model today and fell in love. It aint cheap, but my wife's given me the OK to go for it. It's the classic
orange Gretsch with the F-holes and I'm so in love.

I'm sad because I have to be away from her. The guitar that is, the wife's wonderful! I think I'm going to love that guitar forever, like my first guitar. I wonder if you should sleep on it in case it's just a crush? This is it, anyway:
Brian Setzer Guitars Mine will be second hand, but it's still wow. It's either that or a 2008 Les Paul std.
Edit: As for staying with JB, I'd like that. A LOT of teachers play something and just want you to copy. If you can't keep up they just move on. If they see you struggling they just try a different song or something. Or else, they'll show you how good they can play, which is fun and entertaining, so I'm not complaining, but this guy actually cares whether
you are getting better. So he'll stop playing and just listen to you. Not many teachers like that. But my ordinary teacher is also one of my guitar heroes, so I might have 2 lessons a week.