[carol m]

Gene Pool was a bloke
With various skills
He was rather too shallow
But knew how to kill -
Never learned to swim
In his Pool or the sea
Which is why he's not trim
Unlike you and/or me.

He also had trouble
When out buying trousers
If he bought them too tignt
He got bad looks from wowsers
But then he discovered
That blue Genes are cool -
You can wear them forever
And not look like a Tool
What a clever old thing
Is our shallow Gene Pool
But now he's obsessed
With the wearing of bling.

Hi there Aunt Doty
I see you dropped by
Can you really believe it
How this thread seems to fly?
I hope you are well
It's a 'long time no see'
But I send you good wishes
From my buddies and me.
Have you been on your travels
And been playing guitar?
I'm sure with your talents
You have been near and far.