[Noodler]

I have so many questions about Telecasters.
I first liked them from the movie Crossroads in the 1980's.

I own a Nashville Deluxe Tele, which has 3 Tex-Mex pickups. Unlike the website, the sticker on the body said it is Ash (not Alder).

So here are my questions:

1. The Tex-Mex pickups are called "Hot-Rodded" as if this is a good thing. Why is it a good thing? It sounds from what others say that vintage PUPs are better.

2. If I want a new Tele with a fatter neck (like a U or D), which model should I go for? Most models seem to come with C-shape necks, but I have stubby fingers.

3. What is it about maple necks that make them sticky in the shop? Does the stickiness go away? Can you get them without being sticky? And how much does the maple vs rosewood affect the tone?

4. What is the difference between a 3 and 6 saddle bridge, really?

5. What is the differerence between Koa, Ash, Alder, etc?

6. Are the Kluson style tuners that come with it any good?

I basically want one that sounds like Lee Kernighan or Brad Paisley, with a fatter neck, and preferably a wider nut, too. Which model would I go for next time?