[carol m]

Hi Aunt Dotty, how is it going?
Did you just arrive on a big fat Boeing?
In case anyone feels, that they are to blame
I'm sure it is me who goes on and on - and lame!
But do you know what? I just can't stop
It's so nice to chat with our Uni friends here,
And, of course, with you, our own Aunt Dot.

Don't feel too bad, Dot, about the poor cat
It's really all bluster, of this and of that-
You have to have someone, to take all the blame
If all that you do, turns out to be lame.( )