Carol,Carol, I must say
That same thing happened to me one day
Just like you I pushed all the buttons
Tried every trick must have been dozens
When I found my patience grown thin
I asked the Geek Squad to come in
When I was questioned to what I've done
I said nothing just having fun
For six long hours he must have toiled
Taking out the garbage and unwanted spoils
Checking Windows and history
Using funny programs looked Greek to me
A healthy bill left to fit the crime
With a response like you can call us anytime
Yes were here 24/7
Just to keep you here in computer heaven
No more than one week later it happened again
I got on the hot line with my Geek Squad friend
With a smile, and joy all filled with glee
The work he done had a guarantee
Now the story continues and it happened again
Weak and worn I tried again
After cussing and kicking I gave it a smack
Then went to the store to by a MAC
And we all lived happily after
