[starsailor]

I have the long hair, yes it is fair
But greyer than it used to be
I can't be an Actor, I don't like Max Factor
Myself in make up I don't see
Can't be like her, it would be too weird
I think she should be more like me
She'd look really strange, a sight to behold
Gwyneth Paltrow sporting a beard

Kenny your presence it's always felt
You're held in the highest esteem
The lyrics and tunes you let us peruse
Are a pleasure whenever we see them
So here's raising a glass, to a guy with real class
And to this site, the internets creme de la creme