[starsailor]

First it's the Cricket now it's the left handed challenge is there no end to my torment.
Nicely played Carol I must admit like our Cricket team I've put up a pretty poor show.
I can't really concede though so I'll have to get my act together, I think the shame would be too much to bear and I'd have to go into exile, I'll come up with the retort but I feel the sword of Damocles hanging over my head