[X4StringDrive]

The poem before the song...

Staring at the flickering screen
my eyes begin to numb
I go and grab some more caffeine
what have I now done
an office chair at home so plush
tucked in a corner space
just sitting here when came a rush
brought a smile right to my face
its 1 AM this days been long
its time I go to bed
I'll close this out with a new song
that just popped in my head


Our University song
By X4 Kenny

Vs1
Finger picking killer slide
hybrid playing too
gear reviews and improv help
all stuff you never knew

Vs2
Guitar techs and guru mods
featured members radio
backing tracks all kind of facts
even on home studios

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G F B&B
the only place you need to be
you'll be the best with your degree
from Lorange & Mullins University

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Guitar news and polling booths
great troubleshooting threads
get feedback on your playing
and showcase your best shreds

Vs4
Collaborations archive files
a music lounge to rest
Teachers, Idols, Specialist
this forum is the best

Chorus
G F B&B
the only place you need to be
you'll be the best with your degree
from Lorange & Mullins University

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[X4StringDrive]

Carol your replies are oh so great
you must write them when it's very late
your words they do make me feel good
but much much more than they should
Your words they do inspire me on
but have you know I'm no Don Juan
I'm just a beginner reaching for beyond
may help knowing I was once a blonde
Alas those hairs have turned quite grey
still sometimes don't know what to say
I appreciate all the words you choose
even if it seems they come from booze
with a friend like you I can-not lose!

[X4StringDrive]

Chris your post has me crosseyed
thought my vision had surely died
seemed at first quite a mess
Had much trouble I do confess
just a note to let you know
your artistic side has a wild flow

[starsailor]

I wrote it but it was hard to read
It did tend to make my eyes bleed
It makes you dizzy found it hysterical
The next step is try something spherical

[X4StringDrive]

Round and round with words you go
How you do it I do not know
I'll try to keep up but I'm kinda slow
looking forward to the show

[Aunt Doty]

I've learned to read from left to right,
So reading vertical tested my sight,
My brain was taxed to read words,
With no separation to help this nerd
Diiscern where each space should be
So the line would make some sense to me.
Starsailor's prose was quite the feat
and I must say........ somewhat unique!!!!!

[carol m]

I think I’ve had a break through
I think I’ve found the key
To writing lyrics all day long
While looking cool (like me).

When it comes to writing lyrics
Cowboy hats are quite essential
They help you guard against hysterics
And lean towards things existential.

Mine is black, and therefore cool-ish
It also matches my guitar
Some may say that I look foolish-
(It hasn’t helped my songs thus far).

But oh the joy, and oh the pleasure
Writing down my thoughts in rhyme
Kenny taught us, now I treasure
All these moments caught in time.

(I'm still working on my twang thang)

[hermanli_ibanezshredder]

Does anyone mind writing something about me?

[carol m]

OK Jess I'll see what I can do!

[carol m]

We can greet a new enrolment!
Jess has found our happy band!
Glad to see you’ve found involvement
In our University Land

First of all I bid you welcome
More the merrier is our creed
Maybe now we do have someone
Can teach us how to shred with speed.

Heavy metal is her preference
She can shred till early morn
Sometimes tho she plays with deference
Noodling away until the dawn.

I’ve heard it said that she’s a poet
Likes to write things down in rhyme
Maybe she would love to show it
No pressure though, just take your time.

How’m I doing here dearest Jessica?
Have I caught the essential you?
I’ve heard you’re also a heck-uv-a
Pianist- likes to play a tune or two?

[X4StringDrive]

Originally Posted by hermanli_ibanezshredder

Does anyone mind writing something about me?

Jessica She's our metalhead
Jessica how she loves to shred
Jessica with her "I" guitar
Jessica she's gonna be a star

Jessica she just needs to fly
Jessica she's too young to buy
Jessica a metal playing ace
Jessica like us all a mental case

Jessica spins guitars around the world
Jessica has drank so much she hurled
Jessica heres some good advice for you
Jessica becareful you don't step in poo

Jessica this little songs for you
Jessica glad your part of the crew
Jessica please don't throw a fit
Jessica no way I'm singing it

Jessica thats all I have for now
Jessica excuse me if I don't bow
Jessica one question and it's vital
Jessica can you give this song a title

[carol m]

Hey Kenny what do you think of this
We could crown this metal miss
As our mascot for the season -
Tell me if I've lost my reason.

[X4StringDrive]

Jessica as Miss Metal
I could go with that
But unsure of a crown
how bout a cowboy hat

[carol m]

Cowboy hats are fine with me
I'm all in favour as you see
I think cowboy hats are great
Especially worn, upon the pate.

[X4StringDrive]

A yee haw metal shred
whats become of this thread
cowboy hats on the head
metal music some I dread
thats all for now I'm off to bed