Lyrics: (this is a present to all you YOUNG fellas!!! LOL) X4StringDrive, together you and I make almost a century, so I DO understand why this song idea came up! (Good thing YOU'VE got the lion's share of that century...running and hiding, now!) (I think Hilch may be havin' an effect on me, I spelled a word wrong the other day, and didn't bother fixing it! LMAO)
ElderRock - by Elle
You may think I’m old, but I’m not
Don’t need an iron for my body yet
I can prove I got what it takes
Just gotta cure these shakes
ElderRock, ElderRock!!! Geezer-Rock! Fogey-Rock!
Popping wheelies in my chair
Riding ramps and achievin’ air
Meds are coming it’s almost noon
They're servin’ stewed prunes in the dining room…
Don’t know why ya think I’m old
I still got it, truth be told
Not outside, but underneath
If I could just recall where I put my teeth! 
Gray-rockin’, yeah!
I get more women than I ever did
When I was young and still a kid
There's 12 of them and one of me
The odds in my favour, one day you’ll see…!
Can’t find the numbers on the bingo board
But I don’t need no numbers to rock this chord
Take away my house, and my license too
But leave my guitar, it’s my rock debut
ElderRock, yeah yeah, Geezer-rock, ElderRock, Fogey-Rock!
Rock star of the Nursin’ Home, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
They’re gonna sign me, I just know it….
Rock star of the Home, yeah, ElderRock