[X4StringDrive]

Whats the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but can't tunafish.



Why bury guitarist 6 feet deep?

"deep" down they're nice people.



Why are guitarist jokes always one-liners?

So the rest of the band can understand them.

[737blues]

An immaculately dressed cat and a dog walk into the foyer at the opera.

"Just a minute" calls an usher, "we don't allow cats or dogs in here"

The cat ignores the usher and keeps walking. The dog pauses only briefly to address the usher before following the cat.

"My good man" says the dog, "Clearly you do not know who we are, so I will tell you. That is Debussy and I am Offenbach"

[John Burr]

Did you hear about the dyslexic guitarist who sold his soul to SANTA!

BSR

[John Burr]

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, he simply holds the bulb and the world revolves around him....

BSR