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Old February 21st, 2006
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A guy seriously injures a certain part of his body in an industrial accident. The doctor examines it and says "I've never seen anything like it. Holes everywhere!" and gives the guy a telephone number. The guy says "Is this the number for a cosmetic surgeon?" and the doc says "Not that's the number for a clarinet player, he'll show you how to hold it."

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